January 2010
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My First Dictionary →
a dark and twisted blog about a child’s dictionary *muahaha*
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I love it when...
… a song i like comes up on iTunes when its on shuffle. More often than not, I only know the lyrics of the chorus. Not one to miss out on singing aloud to an empty house, i sound something like this:
murmur murmur murmur The softer side murmur understand murmur murmur confused
I don’t envy you murmur murmur murmur
[here comes the part I know]
I’M A BITCH I’M A LOVER
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“We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry...”
– (via prettyflyforasmallfry)
> a justification for these 3 years
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How to stay awake all night long →
TIME: 0.26AM : I have coffee, pringles cheese & onion (courtesy of neville), and a cold room. My eyes are stinging just a teensy weensy bit.
TIME: 1.45AM: Time for another coffee. I’m done learning new stuff. My back is about to break in two. Did you know? In poetry short sentences = tense mood. Huh.
TIME: 2.15AM: Called a friend. Feel like singing We’re All in This Together...
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iTampon
innerlambada:
As if Apple didn’t realise that their iPad would inevitably lead to iTampon jokes. Heck iTampon is trending when iPad isn’t. It says a lot
All i can say is, Thank you Apple, for bringing light and joy to my life *snigger snigger*
read all about it here (thats the official, untainted with menstrual cycle jokes, version)
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Cool stuff with digital photos: →
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I have fever :(
(and my boyfriend insists on my...
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“Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole...”
– Ray Bradbury (via booklover)
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from My Best Friend's Wedding
George Downes: The misery, the exquisite tragedy. The Susan Hayward of it all. I can just picture you there, sitting alone at your table in your lavender gown.
Julianne Potter: Did I tell you my gown was lavender?
George Downes: Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth, the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure, but it's too late now.
Julianne Potter: George, I didn't tell you my dress was lavender.
George Downes: Suddenly, a familiar song. And, you're off your chair in one, exquisite movement... wondering, searching, sniffing the wind like a dapple deer. Has God heard your little prayer? Will Cinderella dance again? And then, suddenly, the crowds part and there he is: sleek, stylish... radiant with charisma. Bizarrely, he's on the telephone. But then, so are you. And then he comes towards you... the moves of a jungle cat. Although you quite correctly sense that he is... gay... like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are, you think... what the hell. Life goes on. Maybe there won't be marriage... maybe there won't be sex... but, by God, there'll be dancing.
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“I am a divorce lawyer, and I have never had anyone say ‘I loved my wedding...”
– http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080524061807AAL1bld
- sad but true
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Sunlight Alarm Clock
When I first set out to write this blog, I wanted to write something a day that makes feel happy inside. And this post was inevitable … the sunlight alarm clock. I wish i had time to do the feeling justice and be poetic about it.
There is nothing better than awakening to a sunlight alarm clock. It’s when you wake up because the sun’s gentle morning rays are warming your face....
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Top 10 Distractions When You're Studying -...
Checking my email. Well, I mean I am a fundamental member of.. oh, wait these are all from Facebook.. oh well..
Facebook. its vitally important that i stay up to date, and that i check the profile pictures of.. wait who the hell is this?!?!
Calling my boyfriend/friend/grandma/postman… anyone who will listen really
Random link clicking.. never before has that ad about losing 10 pounds in...
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“The pro-life movement is [NOT] pro-women, and it [FORCES UNWILLING WOMEN TO...”
– Sarah Palin from feministing.org
While the subject matter is nothing to smile about, the edited quote is refreshing, especially in this country where everyone seems to think that anything not Christian is going to bring about the apocalypse or something :/
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http://www.instructables.com/id/Cleaning-Your-Room!... →
My room is a pig sty… maybe that will help (though i doubt it :p)
“that’s quite a sandwich.”
– cristina yang (via mymindisasafe)
i LOVE how they always give SO the best witty lines, always keeping her up there as my fave char on the show <3
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“They call me ‘The Nazi’ and it isn’t because of my ice blue...”
– Dr. Miranda Bailey
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“Can death be sleep, when life is but a dream,
And scenes of bliss pass as a...”
– John Keats, On Death
(13 Jan 2010)
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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER = AWESOMESAUCE
annahinks:
SUITS EVERYWHERE
TED LISTENS TO THE UNICORNS!!
“I’M SORRY BARNEY, I JUST CAN’T MAKE IT WORK”
JASON SEGEL WEARING PLAID, EXECUTING A FLAWLESS BELL KICK, AND PARTICIPATING IN A KICKLINE = ME DEAD AND SO IN LOVE (as usual)
Oh, and that musical number had me hyperventilating, saying “Oh my God oh my God oh my God!” in a really high-pitched voice, and sometimes doing this Sweet Jesus,...
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Making love with cheese
When I see you my heart pounds so fast
and when you touch me I feel like biting you
as if you were a big chunk of Camembert
your skin like the soft, creamy, surface of ripened cow’s milk cheese
though I prefer your breasts
to feel up your body
up arms, legs and back
feel nothing but you, my prize, my cheese, my love
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that is literature right...
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This song - Here There Everywhere- is beautiful. I...
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“if anything, people should just be eternal fiancé(e)s… because the word...”
– the wisdom of yours truly
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I'm posting twice today :) Its been a good day.
I finally got round to giving the blog url to some of my friends. I didnt think it would be such a big deal.. i felt like i was coming out or something. This blog has become quite the personal investment.. and only 8 days in!
Kim, Cath, Jan… if you’re reading thanks for checking it out.. I hope you like what I’ve done so far :) i’m off studying!
by the way, comments are...
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So I finally went to the doctor to get my test...
Me: Good afternoon doc :) *scared*
Doc: Hello.... > There is nothing serious to worry about. All you need to do is take these pills and eat more bananas.
Me: *happy dance*
8th Jan 2010
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a giggle, a grumble, a gossip
pick-me-up for the day: a quick jasmine iced tea with a friend i hadn’t seen for a while. I’d make this post longer cos she deserves it but im in an awful hurry. had a good time dahlin’ :p
5th Jan 2010
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There’s that feeling. That claustrophobic...
I know every mile will be worth my while.
(via jancolby)
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